Netanyahu to form new cabinet.‏

Benyamin Netanyahu is to form a new cabinet in Israel.

Netanyahu told a local news agency "I had the Ikea Aneboda armoir in college and thought it was time I got another one going. It's easy to build and it looks lovely, but you have to be sure to screw the parts together TIGHTLY. My old one had a lot of wobble to it. They probably have less wobble when they have more interior shelves so I'll try and get that sorted out this time. If this dosen't bring peace to the region then to be honest I don't know what will"

U.K. foreign secretary David Milliband told BBC News 24 "I helped a friend install kitchen cabinets a number of years ago. They came with a training video. Be sure to watch the training video. At first, we had contractors try to do it, but the installation is quite different from traditional cabinets, so we ended up doing it ourselves. They turned out lovely"

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.

Seriously there was, I saw her with me own peepers. It was just behind the Lidl in Dalston.
It was a really nice shoe actually. The old woman said it originally came as one of a pair but the council sold the other one off to the developers who built the Lidl.
In the end the old woman moved away. She shares an old tissue box with her sister down Margate way now. It's not even man sized, bless 'em.