Seriously there was, I saw her with me own peepers. It was just behind the Lidl in Dalston.
It was a really nice shoe actually. The old woman said it originally came as one of a pair but the council sold the other one off to the developers who built the Lidl.
In the end the old woman moved away. She shares an old tissue box with her sister down Margate way now. It's not even man sized, bless 'em.
